Today I was sitting in Church with Rachael on my lap. Kristin was on the stand playing the organ. The hymn had just ended, and it was that peaceful span between the end of the song and the beginning of the prayer.
The silence was broken by Rachael - she let out a nice, loud toot. That's the great thing about a two year old - she'll just let 'er rip. The folks in the pew directly in front could not contain their laughter. Meanwhile I, the proud father, prompted her to say excuse me in a loud enough voice to ensure the folks around me understood the source of the flatulence.
2 years ago